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The Best Accounting Jokes

How does a pirate report treasure on his taxes?

On a schedule sea!

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Why did the accountant divorce the banker?

They couldn't reconcile their differences.

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Did you hear about the zombie CPA?

He charges an arm and a leg.

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How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

Net Present Value

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What’s an accountant's favorite brand of cereal?


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How did the auditor propose to his girlfriend?

With an engagement letter.

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What does an accountant say when boarding a train?

"Mind the GAAP!"

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?

They have strong internal controls.

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What did the overworked asset say to the other asset?

I feel so under depreciated.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?

An auditor!

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